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That's So Avery

My name's Avery and I like warm hugs.
Late in the winter of my seventeenth year.
Apr 17 '14

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

Apr 16 '14

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

Apr 16 '14

vxpo:

Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

(Source: vxpo)

Apr 15 '14

harperperennial:

strandbooks:

Marked passage, Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston, page 76.

Luckily, we know better.

Mmhmm.

Apr 14 '14
girlgrowingsmall:

starlightandtea:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:


In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’

the only tea u should drink is


I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.
Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper. 
Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).
I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves.  The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido). 
This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.
Thanks, Yogi.


PERIOD TEA AND BONER TEA

girlgrowingsmall:

starlightandtea:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’

the only tea u should drink is

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I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.

Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper.

Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).

I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves.  The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido). 

This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.

Thanks, Yogi.

PERIOD TEA AND BONER TEA

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(Source: sterling-archers)

Apr 14 '14
benedragoncumbersmaug87:

sparkles-for-andria:

fancypancakes:

prince-of-mametown:

a-harty-carrot:

i-hart-skywalker:

hartbugs:

koala-0nesie:

whazzupholytrinity:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

June Peppermint Tea. It sucks

december trail mix omg

FEBRUARY MEATBALLS

November Taco

April Nutella

October Salad

May Cream Puff. Ew.

October Cupcake?

August cheesecake

January cap’n crunch

benedragoncumbersmaug87:

sparkles-for-andria:

fancypancakes:

prince-of-mametown:

a-harty-carrot:

i-hart-skywalker:

hartbugs:

koala-0nesie:

whazzupholytrinity:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

June Peppermint Tea. It sucks

december trail mix omg

FEBRUARY MEATBALLS

November Taco

April Nutella

October Salad

May Cream Puff. Ew.

October Cupcake?

August cheesecake

January cap’n crunch

(Source: vfilthy)

Apr 14 '14

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

Guys stop reblogging this I stole it from a friend.

I realize the irony. 

Apr 14 '14

redandyellowmakepurple:

kaminmh:

meevierae-of-gallifrey:

the harry potter fandom actually has some of the weirdest crack pairings in fanfic I have ever seen like
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and my personal favourite

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"Dobby had always wanted clothes, but never like this."

oh my god

(Source: yurialchemist)

Apr 13 '14
Apr 13 '14

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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(Source: yorshs)