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That's So Avery

My name's Avery and I like warm hugs.
Late in the winter of my seventeenth year.
Jul 21 '14

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

Jul 21 '14

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

Jul 20 '14

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

Jul 19 '14

This is totally how that scene went

(Source: chjofy-believes-in-tjlc)

Jul 19 '14

lokiwholockfactory:

britishmenaredestroyingmylife:

kgm42986:

benedictedits:

notsomolly:

onemoremiraclejustforme:

#oh my god the transition in the first he looks so adorable smiling for the camera #and then in the second he’s like bam you’re dead

If you ever wonder what eye-fucking looks like, that second gif is a textbook example.

which is the only fucking we’ll ever get from him 

NOPE.
So both him and tom are great at eye fucking…that’s not helpful to me…it makes me even more frustrated…

Fucking fuck.

Benny’s eyefuck game is stronger than I realized…

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wusg6ppI1rziwwco1_400.gif

(Source: amandaabbington)

Jul 18 '14
Jul 18 '14
southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

(Source: bowsbrosandbacrdi)

Jul 18 '14
durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

(Source: cartoonpolitics)

Jul 18 '14
reallylameblog:

dennys:

welcome to dencon, on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

Dennys please

reallylameblog:

dennys:

welcome to dencon, on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

Dennys please

Jul 17 '14
i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

ilikechildren—fried:

learning-to-love-myself:

nothingishappyanymore:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
i’m always reblogging this.
I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

I always reblog this when I see it on my dash.

“If Barbie was a real woman….”
well she’s not so stop passing off your insecurities on a fucking doll
if your kid is more influenced by a hunk of plastic than you then you’ve already fucked up as a parent and you might have to start saving money for a child psychologist (and maybe better parents) 

I love how all these posts ignore the fact that Barbie has taught millions of girls that they can be anything they want to be. When I was a kid I didn’t care how Barbie looked, only that I could be a vet, or an artist, or a model, or a doctor, or a soldier, or a spy, or a fucking president.
If all you focus on is her body, you are missing they point of Barbie. The point of Barbie is in the slogan itself, “Be who you want to be.” That’s the message.
That’s the message you should teach your kids instead of telling them she’s too skinny or too big breasted, because that just show how much you don’t care about the potential only the physical attributes. It means you’re shallow and that attitude will damage your kid more than a Barbie in a pink dress with a stethoscope and white coat.

i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

ilikechildren—fried:

learning-to-love-myself:

nothingishappyanymore:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.

I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

I always reblog this when I see it on my dash.

If Barbie was a real woman….”

well she’s not so stop passing off your insecurities on a fucking doll

if your kid is more influenced by a hunk of plastic than you then you’ve already fucked up as a parent and you might have to start saving money for a child psychologist (and maybe better parents) 

I love how all these posts ignore the fact that Barbie has taught millions of girls that they can be anything they want to be. When I was a kid I didn’t care how Barbie looked, only that I could be a vet, or an artist, or a model, or a doctor, or a soldier, or a spy, or a fucking president.

If all you focus on is her body, you are missing they point of Barbie. The point of Barbie is in the slogan itself, “Be who you want to be.” That’s the message.

That’s the message you should teach your kids instead of telling them she’s too skinny or too big breasted, because that just show how much you don’t care about the potential only the physical attributes. It means you’re shallow and that attitude will damage your kid more than a Barbie in a pink dress with a stethoscope and white coat.